wassa-matta-you-altair:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

someone bumped into my chair and i invaded their country

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someone bumped into my chair and i blushed because it was senpai

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(Source: sassysamwinchester)

azirafal:

In Poland we don’t say “I love you more than anything in this world” we say “Grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat łękołody” which translates to “My soul stands in light” and I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: niemozebne)

phantasticphil:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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